A standing open call

The Hunt.

One man. Nine businesses. Eleven thousand stream hours since June 16, 2023. Never had a girlfriend. Looking for exactly one. For life.

11,000stream hours
9businesses
1open slot
0prior partners

What this is.

This is a standing open call for a life partner. Not a dating profile. Not a marketing funnel. A signal pushed into the dark in case the right one is listening.

I build things. A multi-channel Twitch operation. A SaaS bot platform. A mycology lab eight years deep. A health-tech stack. A clinic intake tool. A picks service. An avatar studio. A 24/7 build loop that runs while I sleep. I don't lack things to do. I lack one specific person.

If reading the above made you tired, this isn't your application. If reading the above made you curious, keep going.

The rules.

Submit your signal.

Fill what you want to fill. The longer prompts at the bottom are the ones I actually read. The top fields are housekeeping.

What you're hoping a real relationship looks like. Not what you think I want to hear.

Used as a filter, not a test. There are no right answers — only honest ones.

Nothing posts publicly. Ever.